THIS little slice of whacko came by e-mail from 'Pedantic Geek' about 6 months back. 90%+ assurance I know who this is. I suspect she had maybe been in her cups when she wrote it:
I am glad that you are happy now. You deserve that. Please be careful. A dream gun is only a dream gun after you have owned it for a long time. A gun can be many things. You don't know the gun until you have owned it for at least 6 months. I respect the fact that you have what you want and I won't get in the way of that. Regardless of what you believe, I'm not like that. Despite your current situation, I remain constant. I'm not going to fight the good fight right now, because it is fruitless. You will just dig in your heels and that won't be constructive.I know you don't care what happens to me right now because your sorrows are being soothed, and you are still angry with me, but, perhaps someday you will care. When things went pear shaped, I went on the defensive. That brings out the worst in me. You have no idea how truly sorry I am. Constructive conversation could have helped solve the mysteries. I'm not perfect, but, I am not the person you believe me to be. I wish you knew the real story, which can be proved, but I will not get that chance, because you will not allow it. It's a long story that you have chosen not to hear. You don't know the real facts. If you did, you would feel completely differently about me. You know things. I know things. Would you not save a drowning man? Would you stand there and do nothing? I can't see you doing that, being the humanitarian that you are. Please consider saving that man. He needs help going forward. He would be very grateful.
So, isn't that a serious slice of WTF?
The women I have been involved with most of my life.... seriously involved.... have either gone nuts or been that way before I was with them. There is something important about that fact.