Monday, February 29, 2016

Using thieving idiots as pressure relief....

And..... I arrive home to find THIS van parked sideways across my driveway. Out of state slimeballs doing high pressure cold calls for meat, freezers, etc.

OH boy...... FRESH MEAT!  

Door to door salesman are fair game.

I walked in the door like the god of thunder.... "You parked sideways in my driveway and I can't even park at my own HOUSE? You think you are selling your crap HERE? Pack up your shit and GET OUT!!! If You display that much lack of intelligence on a sales cal, I can only image how bad your service is!"

Thumper the wonderdummy packed his meat up and vacated with due speed.

I hope they come back. That was fun.

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