"So, it gives me great honor to announce my nominee for supreme court justice, Merrick Garland......... oh... oops...... sorry about that. My mistake. I was recycling old note paper from the oval office, and read the wrong part. I meant Brett Kavanaugh!"
Just to see that bus full of protesters waiting at the Supreme court go waist deep in rapidly expelled poo.
"Hey! Where's the signs for this Garland guy? You'll have to pay us extra if we have to make our own signs! Anybody bring crayons?"