Beachfront property....

Our recently ex-ed president and his whifty poo are buying a massive beachfront mansion, to the tune of 15 biguns.  Not 15 thou, but 15 mil.

The keyword in there is 'Beachfront'.  Not 'Massive Mansion' or '$15,000,000', but 'Beachfront'.

I'll think about believing it's a crisis when the people who keep telling me it's a crisis start *behaving* as if they believe it's a crisis. 
  
But then again.... maybe they are required to so they can be in the cool-kid club, and be all Algore'ed?

Or they could have gone the Bernie route, I guess, and enjoyed a lakefront mini-mansion for only $600K, but hey! He was da Prez! Not some washed up old socialist....Um....Er..... wait.....