Fruitcake.... (hiccup!)

Herself mentioned she likes fruitcake.

Yeah, weird, I know.  Seems to be a relationship prerequisite for me.

Anyway, she mentioned she likes fruitcake, and that made it a moral imperative that I master fruitcake-ery.

Think I got it in one go.  With a little help from an Alton Brown video, WAY too much alcohol, and a happy accident with the sugar (I left it out).

WhissBamm.... Fruitcake!   Oh, and whatever you were gonna ask, yes, it's in there.  'Cept those weird jellied green and red things that look like Tammy Fay Bakers ear rings.   None of that garbage.  Just wholesome dried fruit and nuts.

Also, rum, whiskey, brandy, and cherry white lightning.

Little girl tried a bite, and coughed for about 10 minutes.  Yup.... I think I got it  right.