Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Oh Noes...


I have a most traumatic tragedy to report. There is a glass here... into which some ice has fallen.

Now, I know what you are thinking.... and it's not that bad. The glass did not shatter, but it's quite upset and frightened. To sooth the nice little glass, I have poured a very relaxing bourbon over those nasty old ice cubes.

Not to worry friends.... all is well now.



Roger said...

A tragedy for certain. However, the impending doom can be assuaged and perhaps even avoided if you were to take that most unfortunate glass with its terrifying ice in it, perhaps soothed a bit with the magic elixir Bourbon, then sip gently at it for a while. Soon the fear and concern will fade off into distant memory. You will then be reborn in a new day of happiness.
You then should wait a few hours to direct the used Bourbon and ice upon the names and images of those that cause your displeasure.

JohnMXL said...

As I began reading your post I was filled with a sense of impending doom.

I was relieved to find that you were able to avert tragedy.

Just to be safe you might want to treat those ice cubes to another does of Bourbon.

WV: bureci - plural of bureaucracy?

M*A said...

Funny, same thing happened at my house tonight...except it was Jameson's that went over those nasty old ice cubes.

Carteach0 said...

Sadly, I am fresh out of Jameson's, and Tulamore Dew as well. So, I fell back to the reserve bottle of Ezra Brooks. Strictly for medicinal purposes, of course, although there seems to be a LOT of medicinal needs lately.

Might be more of them tonight, now that I think of it.