Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Life in the country.....


Question:  How many feathers come off a chicken when it's bunted out of the air by a car traveling at 40 MPH?



Answer:   ALL OF THEM!



I lead such an interesting life........


3 comments:

Rev. Paul said...

Interesting life? So it seems...

Bryn said...

Ok, so it's been speed-plucked - the burning question has to be, is it sufficiently undamaged so as to be easily cleaned & cooked?

We had the "misfortune" to be hit by a brace of suicidal pheasant last year on one of our quiet country roads - yummy!

Rey Brandt said...

Thee Gud Wyfe a few years ago drove a van for a group of mentally disabled adults. She picked them up and took them to work in the morning and home in the evening. One afternoon a suicidal rooster ran out in front of the 16 passenger van. Feathers everywhere, from the road almost to the front door of the house. She felt terrible. I laughed so hard the tears nearly ran down my leg just hearing about it.