lol

 So..... this is a discussion I used to have with my students every few phases.  The 'Please drive with sanity, especially near the school' talk.  There were a few regular points to make, depending on the circumstances.

1. The notion that I really didn't want to go to any more funerals.  They were depressing, and my black suit doesn't fit anymore.
2. The 'Big Jacked Up Truck' discussion. 'The school has a line on some wonderful councilors, so if you feel the need to build an IBD truck, let me know and I can hook you up.  Save you a ton of money in the long run, and get better results too'.  "What's an IBD truck?" they would say.  "Well, that's what the sharp female students here call the smoke spewing 4x4 trucks some guys drive.  It stands for 'Itty Bitty Dic.... well, you get the idea".   
3. And, the Fart Can Rice Burner edition:   'Look, it's embarrassing.   Students with Fart Can cars standing on their throttle, trying to make it up the hill.  Loud fast cars are fun.  Loud slow cars are embarrassing.  If we can hear your car for a real long time after you leave, it means it's too slow to get away.  This is CAR COLLEGE, and we have certain reputations to uphold.  It sucks when the old people living next door laugh at our students.  Those geezers know what real cars sound like.