Betcha can't.....

Attempting to decipher USPS tracking can be mind boggling.

I like to think of it as 'government in action', and I don't want to hear any BS about it being a private entity.  We have real private shipping we can compare the Post Office to all day long.

I have $5 that says you can't 'splain what they hell they did with my package based on these shipping updates.

Tracking History

April 20, 2021, 5:57 am
Arrived at USPS Regional Facility
LANCASTER PA DISTRIBUTION CENTER 
Your item arrived at our USPS facility in LANCASTER PA DISTRIBUTION CENTER on April 20, 2021 at 5:57 am. The item is currently in transit to the destination.

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April 20, 2021, 3:52 am
Departed USPS Facility
HYATTSVILLE, MD 20785 

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April 18, 2021, 11:45 pm
Arrived at USPS Facility
HYATTSVILLE, MD 20785 

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April 18, 2021, 4:16 am
Departed USPS Regional Facility
SAINT LOUIS MO DISTRIBUTION CENTER 

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April 17, 2021
In Transit to Next Facility

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April 16, 2021, 8:02 pm
Arrived at USPS Regional Origin Facility
SAINT LOUIS MO DISTRIBUTION CENTER 

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April 16, 2021, 6:47 pm
Accepted at USPS Origin Facility
COLUMBIA, MO 65203 

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April 16, 2021, 6:37 pm
Shipment Received, Package Acceptance Pending
SAINT LOUIS, MO 63145 

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April 15, 2021, 6:13 pm
Shipping Label Created, USPS Awaiting Item
COLUMBIA, MO 65203