Day 1, minute 9: "Thanks for the order! Fast shipping is important us, and we'll be getting that out right away.
Day 1, minute 18: "Your order has shipped!" (Label created, USPS, not actually shipped yet).
Day 2: "Your order has shipped!" (Label created, USPS, not actually shipped yet).
Day 3: "Your order has shipped!" (Label created, USPS, not actually shipped yet).
Day 4: "Your order has shipped!" (Label created, USPS, not actually shipped yet).
Day 5, 6, 7, and 8: "Your order has shipped!" (Label created, USPS, not actually shipped yet).
Day 9: Your package has moved on to a different branch of the USPS. Expected delivery... eventually.
Day 10: Your package has moved on to a different branch of the USPS. Expected delivery... Someday. If we can find it again.
Day 11: We think your package is out for delivery, or maybe not. Expected delivery between 6am and 11pm, unless it went to Ohio again. Oops.... didn't mean to say that.
Day 12: What package?
Meanwhile, back on day 2, three new magazines also ordered from MidayUSA.
Day 1, minute 9: "Thanks for the order! Fast shipping is important us, and we'll be getting that out right away".
Day 1, minute 18: "Your order has shipped! Via UPS, tracking number is 87656423447634265325437465235454763432542134.
Day 2: "Your order has shipped! Via UPS, tracking number is 87656423447634265325437465235454763432542134. Check your front porch! Bob was just there. He likes your dog.)
1 comment:
Thanks! Enjoying the scope- fits well with the rings I had on hand. ( Seriously- I recently ordered a scope from Midway, It was delivered on EASTER! Not kidding. )
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