The rain and pain stay mainly on my brain.

If I was forced to draw a detailed image of a cold, rainy, and dreary day, I could never do so well as nature has presented us with today.

Every joint that can hurt, is striving to over-achieve at the job.  Breakfast consisted of coffee, Ibuprofen, ham, Tylenol, eggs, and aspirin.

My to-do list for the day mocks me, and if the energy becomes available I will burn that bastard in the firepit, while I observe from the hot tub.