Sunday, April 4, 2010

The C-span video we won't see.....


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Scene: Congressional hearing room. Henry Waxman (Moron, Ca.) sits on the dais surrounded by sycophants. At the tables for grill-ee's, sit the CEO's of Caterpillar, AT+T, and John Deer.

Waxman: "I want you to explain why you made the politically biased earnings reports you filed, stating your companies were taking multi-billion dollar losses from our new health care law!!"

Jim Owens, CEO of Caterpillar: "I'll take this one, okay fellas? Look Waxman, those SEC filings are hard numbers from reality, and we are all required to file those reports by the Sarbanes-Oxley act which you voted for! YOU made us file those reports, and every penny of our losses will go straight into killing the jobs of people who vote, and we are going to tell them exactly why their jobs are going away. Now look at the C-span camera and sputter like the nasty little rat faced* moron you are."


*TELL ME you didn't think the same thing! I can't look at Henry Waxman without thinking "JoJo the rat faced boy"


1 comment:

James A. Zachary Jr. said...

I can't look at Henry Waxman without thinking "JoJo the rat faced boy"


Heh!

Maybe a Hobbit?