Public service announcement: The TSA asks nicely that you NOT look at the backscatter scanner image above. That image is one that was released to the media before the porn-scan became such a 'heated' issue with the public.
The TSA prefers you look at this other image they have cooked up for public consumption, if you feel you must pry into their methods for humiliating you without purpose. This is the image they assure you is actually seen by the un-screened screeners, and which they would never save, copy or allow to be distributed on the internet without your knowledge.... even though there is no statutory punishment for doing so. Also, they will never (again) spend their day making fun of your private sexual characteristics, as that would be simply wrong.
Oh.... and they also assure you they would never put your name on a special list for criticizing the TSA, and that list will not shove your butt into a major grope fest every time you fly.
Nope, not them. They wouldn't do that.
Now, while it is true the TSA has managed to send quite a lot of people to jail for... well ....... arguing with the TSA, it's all worth it, as this comprehensive list of all the terrorists, bombers, hijackers, and violent criminals the TSA has caught shows:
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The local AM talk radio station is running a spot right now that includes clips of SecState HRC being asked if she would rather be imaged or patted down and her laughing reply of wanting neither.
Notwithstanding the fact that she and and many other members of 'official Washington' are exempted from the screening requirements, how would you like to be the TSA screener that has to either
(A) Perform an enhanced pat down on HRC, or
(B) View the scanner images of her?
I can ALMOST gin up a tiny bit of empathy for that unfortunate agent.
ALMOST.
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