Saturday, March 10, 2012

To The Gun Show Batman!

I'll be leaving in an hour so for the club, and the gun show/fund raiser we do twice a year there. After a delicious breakfast cooked by some wonderful old country ladies, I'll be stoked and ready.... to man my table for the day.

With luck, I'll do more selling than buying, and clear the rack a bit for future acquisitions.

To pass the slow times, and help me keep my butt in the chair rather than shopping the other dealers, I'll have my latest read along:

Tam's gun show song, to the tune of 'A few of my favorite things':

Flintlocks and Flop-tops
And Number Three Russians
Black-powder Mausers
From jackbooted Prussians,
Shiny Smith PC's from limited runs
These are a few of my favorite guns.

Socketed bay'nets
On Zulu War rifles,
Engraved, iv'ried Lugers
That make quite an eyefull
Mosin tomato stakes sold by the ton
These are a few of my favorite guns.

Rusty top-breaks!
Smallbore Schuetzens!
And all of Browning's spawn
I just keep on browsing my favorite guns
Until all my money's gone.

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