One can tell a lot about a pooping experience by the number of flushes it generates.
One flush: Amateur, child, or 'Hey, I just wanted to sit and quietly play on my phone for a few minutes'.
Two flushes: Well, that's just simple courtesy there, that is.
Three flushes: Now we are getting into some serious shit.
Four flushes: Lol..... you had hot wings and beer last night, didn't you?
Continuous flushing: All you can eat taco night!
Four flushes: Lol..... you had hot wings and beer last night, didn't you?
Continuous flushing: All you can eat taco night!
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