Saturday, May 7, 2016

The things one thinks of while in the smallest room....

One can tell a lot about a pooping experience by the number of flushes it generates.

One flush: Amateur, child, or 'Hey, I just wanted to sit and quietly play on my phone for a few minutes'.

Two flushes: Well, that's just simple courtesy there, that is.

Three flushes: Now we are getting into some serious shit.

Four flushes: Lol..... you had hot wings and beer last night, didn't you?

Continuous flushing: All you can eat taco night!

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