Aristo! Aristo! A la lanterne!: I double dog dare ya!

Wednesday, June 30, 2021

I double dog dare ya!

I bought this thing on Ebay. It's coming from Ohio to me in Pennsylvania. Yesterday USPS said it would be here Friday.

Two days ago the post office took it from Ohio to Indianapolis. Today, they took it to St. Louis. Today they say it will be here tomorrow.

I Double DOG dare you to explain why this makes sense.

Jun 30, 2021
1:26pm

ARRIVE USPS FACILITY
SAINT LOUIS MO NETWORK DISTRIBU, 63042

Jun 30, 2021
9:22am

DEPART USPS FACILITY
INDIANAPOLIS, IN 46242

Jun 30, 2021
8:41am

DEPART USPS FACILITY
INDIANAPOLIS, IN 46242

Jun 30, 2021
8:13am

ARRIVE USPS FACILITY
INDIANAPOLIS, IN 46242

Jun 30, 2021
8:08am

ARRIVE USPS FACILITY
INDIANAPOLIS, IN 46242

Jun 30, 2021
4:27am

DEPART USPS FACILITY
COLUMBUS OH DISTRIBUTION CENTER, 43218

Jun 30, 2021
3:07am

DEPART USPS FACILITY
COLUMBUS OH DISTRIBUTION CENTER, 43218

Jun 28, 2021
8:39pm

PROCESSED THROUGH USPS FACILITY
COLUMBUS OH DISTRIBUTION CENTER, 43218

Jun 28, 2021
7:24pm

ORIGIN ACCEPTANCE
WEST LIBERTY, OH 43357

Jun 28, 2021
5:18am

SHIPPING LBL CREATED USPS AWAITS ITEM
WEST LIBERTY, OH 43357

Jun 28, 2021
5:39am

PRE-SHIPMENT INFO SENT USPS AWAITS ITEM
WEST LIBERTY, OH 43357

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Robert Heinlein

"Do not confuse "duty" with what other people expect of you; they are utterly different. Duty is a debt you owe to yourself to fulfill obligations you have assumed voluntarily. Paying that debt can entail anything from years of patient work to instant willingness to die. Difficult it may be, but the reward is self-respect.

But there is no reward at all for doing what other people expect of you, and to do so is not merely difficult, but impossible. It is easier to deal with a footpad than it is with the leech who wants "just a few minutes of your time, please — this won't take long." Time is your total capital, and the minutes of your life are painfully few. If you allow yourself to fall into the vice of agreeing to such requests, they quickly snowball to the point where these parasites will use up 100 percent of your time — and squawk for more!
So learn to say No — and to be rude about it when necessary.
Otherwise you will not have time to carry out your duty, or to do your own work, and certainly no time for love and happiness. The termites will nibble away your life and leave none of it for you.

(This rule does not mean that you must not do a favor for a friend, or even a stranger. But let the choice be yours. Don't do it because it is "expected" of you.)"