Some peoples... nameless peoples... have been asking me to play Dungeons and Dragons with them,
"Look.... it's pointless. I'll just cast Magik Missile at everything because it's all I've ever heard of".
"You can't just fling magik missiles at everything..."
"Sure I can. I have a should fired magik missile launcher. It feeds from a hopper, and never runs out. That's because I bought a gnome from an elf king, and the gnome makes new magik missiles as fast as I can fire them. The gnome lives in the hopper. His name is Skippy. I have to feed him blood, but other than the blood he's a vegetarian and is deeply into funk music".
Blink..... Blink..... "Oh hell, you need to play D&D".
So.... anyone have a hard copy Players Manual I can borrow?
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