So, that was interesting. I walk out the front door and notice some trash on the porch next to a container the boy dragged out last night. Naturally.... no one else can see the trash some animal pulled out of the can.
I picked up the trash, and saw a plastic bag that clearly had a chunk of human feces in it. Huh.... weird.
I went about my business of hauling Herself to work (she didn't feel like driving today, and hey... not like I have plans). When I got home, I also noticed a shovel knocked over on the porch as well as a watering jar I use on my plants. Huh... also weird.
Then my auto-diag brain went to work, and built the most likely scenario. Last night some twat tossed a bag of shit at my porch. It knocked over a couple things and landed right next to the trash can.
My first thought, after a good laugh, was that some shit-for-brains had shared his thoughts with us. Ineffectively too. I didn't even have a mess to clean up. If he'd had the manliness to elevate his throw a few inches he would have nailed the trash can on his own.
No response is planned on my part. None is necessary. Like Ron White says.... "You can't fix stupid".
Oops.....
Huh... Rand Paul single handedly blocks the $40 Billion dollar hand off to Ukraine by doing just one simple thing. He demanded an adult look at how the money was being spent.
You know... if being required to show how the money is spent is all it takes to make Senators go spare.... then it needs to be blocked.
A couple weeks ago I suspected someone was trying to access my bank account and Amazon account. I was getting quite a few 'Failed login attempt' notices. So, I did the things and stuff one does when that happens. Among them, I removed my debit card info from my Amazon account. Huh.... Guess who cut their on-line ordering WAY back?
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