Me: "So, what was the butt thing last night?"
Herself: "What?"
Me: "You were fondling my butt. A lot. Kind of aggressively"
Herself: "What? Really?"
Me: "Not that you aren't welcome to, but it almost got creepy"
Herself: (LOL) "OH! I had a dream I was making bread...."
Me: "Wait... are you saying my butt is doughy?"
Herself: "I remember in the dream I was mad because the dough was too tough..."
Me: "....... creepy......"
Inflation, economy, Winter heat, fuel, food.... not much I can say at this point if someone is not already paying attention.
Our fuel oil supplier was at $5.69 a gallon at the peak this summer and then dropped to $3.99 last week. Now they are bouncing, and stand at $4.19 today. I've got more firewood coming next weekend, but I'd still be happier if the oil tank was full. It stands at just under 1/2 full right now. Capt. Fixed-Income hasn't a spare $500 to spend right now.
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