
and mowing shall commence forthwith!
Considering the height of the vegetation in the 'back yard' (BWAHAHAH... he said Yard!) and the strange rustlings and blood curdling screams I have heard from out there lately, I think a slung shotgun shall be in order today. Between that and the .45, I should be okay. I hope.
Please note the label on the box my brandy new mower came in. 'Not for sale in Califreakia'. I take that as a sign of serious quality in a machine. Anything those hippy twits manage to ban must actually work, and work well.
Time to venture forth, and tame the misbegotten jungle which is our... yard.
1 comment:
I'm guessing the difference is that the CA version doesn't have a sharpened blade - probably a waiting period for that - or the pull rope is too short for an infant to strangle himself with or some such "Consumer Protection" crud as that.
Either that or it's $400 more expensive because it has to have electronic fuel injection and a catalytic converter in order to meet tailpipe emissions standards.
Post a Comment